John Cooper Quiz Walks or phone 01737 352832

Roger & Joyce present: The Parkgate Perambulation
The Surrey Oaks, Parkgate, Surrey, RH5 5DZ

Starter Clues

Q 1Contravening the Trade Descriptions Act?
There is no upper part in fact.
Q 2Made by those who punches throw
In the political to and fro?
Q 3After having gone ashore
Met up with a group of four.

Stage 1

Turn right from pub along pavement. Very soon right along "Public Footpath". On reaching roadway cross straight over and stay on footpath with boarded fence on right to start with. Eventually veer right with path to three pointer post close by. Take "Public Footpath" to left. Soon keep straight ahead when path widens and becomes grassy. End stage at fencepost on left with "Public Footpath" disc.

Q 4Positioned there
To control hot air?
Q 5Not to be served with fish
Else splinters in the dish!
Q 6Cross section meant to show
For them it is no go.

Stage 2

Ignore "Public Footpath" to right and keep ahead along meandering path. Eventually on reaching stile veer right along wide grassy path, following it to roadway. Turn right and continue on roadway to "Public Bridleway" pointer post just past "Ewood House".

Q 8Seekers after bands of gold
Cannot say they've not been told.
Q 9Stopped being two-faced.

Stage 3

Keep ahead along road. At red post-box turn right along "Mill Lane". Soon at junction take "Public Bridleway " to left. On reaching gravelled roadway keep straight on. End stage at "Public Bridleway" pointer on right at main road.

Q 10Could it be an Eskimo
Sent it to his pen friend so?
Q 11Choice of voice or code
To enter an abode.

Stage 4

Cross main road diagonally left and take "Public Bridleway" straight ahead into "Hammond's Copse". Keep ahead until wooden gate bars the way. Through gate, ending stage at nearby three way pointer post.

Q 12In the States a criminal act
And by a billionaire it's backed.
Q 13For Indian to aim
At paleface frame?
Q 14Resting place got
From tying the knot.

Stage 5

Turn right along "Public Bridleway". On reaching concreted roadway (with house over to right) turn left. Very soon climb over stile on right and follow "Public Footpath", keeping curving wooden fence on left to next stile. Over this and keep ahead along right edge of field. Very soon climb over stile on right and proceed to next stile a few yards away. Over stile and follow faint path straight ahead across field. At corner climb stile and end stage at nearby X tracks.

Q 15Ed could go
With the flow.
Q 16Both of chlorophyll made.
In the sun and in the shade?

Stage 6

Ahead along "Public Footpath". Straight on at next X tracks and straight on again at the X tracks after that. At third X tracks (marked by post with "Public Footpath" appearing vertically on all four sides) turn right and follow path until reaching main road.

Q 17Swimwear bearing model's name?
Perhaps cross-dressing is her game.
Q 18Is old stout drawn from this?
Q 19Come storms, come gales, come lashing rain
They'll be slotted back again.

Stage 7

Cross straight over and follow "Public Footpath" ahead between fences. Eventually at X tracks take "Public Bridleway" to left along wide track. End stage at three way pointer post on right.

Q 20Spiced-up groupie letting go
Complaining sound of woe?
Q 21Is it a lockout? That can't be right.
That's one thing it's formed to fight.
Q 22Trophy on display
Taken from noble prey.

Stage 8

Straight on. After passing "Becketwood" on right keep ahead along pavement on right to "Mill Lane" sign at main road. Here walk round to right on concrete pathway and stay on it until reaching "Bus Stop" sign on telegraph pole just before pub.

Q 23What livestock farmers do
To keep cash flowing through?
Q 2419
Q 25Part for tycoon.
Spare A(in same area as starting questions)
A pair of beginners who have impressed
That they are nothing but the best.