John Cooper Quiz Walks
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Peter & Val Rose present 'The Ashtead Amble' Quiz Walk
The Woodman PH, 238 Barnett Wood Lane, Lower Ashtead, Surrey, KT21 2DA.
Walk distance about 3 miles (4.5 km)
LEAGUE QUESTIONS & WALK DIRECTIONS
House names may or may not be used
SPARE CLUES are in the order they appear

Stage 1

Starter Clues are all visible from the car park at the front of the pub or from the grass between the pub and the road, but in any direction.

Q 1First, try the codfish or rock salmon - the menu shows it.
Q 2Just part of what women don`t want: but very confused.
Q 3He`s at the heart of religion.

Stage 2

Cross the road in front of the pub and take the path which goes to your right diagonally across the field. At the lamppost take the left fork and then forward into the station car park. Turn right up steps, passing the booking office etc and stage ends just before level crossing.

Q 4These stop us all going over to `The Sun`.
Q 5These days, what`s the difference between Friday and Saturday?
Q 6If we start with all the news and finish with less, what guidance have we been given?
Spare AIn the box and back to front

Stage 3

Go over level crossing and straight ahead across road to notice board then follow path ahead with gardens of houses on your right. After crossing stream fork right on to bridleway 33. Stage ends shortly near a blue arrow.

Q 7Study the highest railings because it is in there somewhere (sorry this is such a soft one).
Q 8Fancy opening your suitcase and finding a load of tennis racquets!
Q 9Somebody`s got to sort it out, everything`s green these days
But we all say we won`t be in the red if: `I get the raise`.

Stage 4

Stay on bridleway 33 until Concessionary Ride 2 on which turn left and stay on CR2 until just before bridleway 29 where stage ends.

Q 10Left alone, left in the lurch,
A solitary .......... ..........
Q 11Christmas is cancelled - well, jingle bells anyway.
Q 12This rubbish is all mixed up, as you can see,
But all will be clear in the fall on bin day 123.

Stage 5

Turn left on to bridleway 29 and stay on this, with fields on you right, until you reach buildings, where you turn left and stage ends at junction with footpath 24.

Q 13Steak and a roll, it sounds like that,
And a dessert which is squashed quite flat.
Q 14421X3X3 (and tell us where you found it).
Q 15A nervous feller - did his hand shake
Or how many points was he trying to make?
Q 16Will ever teen arts
Become famous in parts?

Stage 6

Turn right through hurdles on to footpath 24 and stay on this (if you want a rest there is a seat 10 yards off to the left where paths meet at top of hill) carrying on 24 down hill till you reach notice board where turn left. Stage ends at right turn on to FP28.

Q 17Maybe part of Star Wars by the sound of it
But whatever they are they are certainly fit.
Q 18We hear the strangely coloured ocean...............
Q 19...................and very soon we are one short of a sailor.
Q 20They`re fixed to earth and not so high
But planes perform them in the sky.

Stage 7

Turn right down FP28 which stay on until path goes over bridge and stage ends near Myrtle Cottage.

Q 21All together but they keep apart, anyway they do their stuff,
But what I want is just how many, or near enough!
Q 22I think the EU is looking for decimal water,
Their agents should find it - well they oughter! (all right - no more rhyming!)

Stage 8

Carry on down road and at end go forward to path to footbridge over railway. Keep on forward down Woodfield and cross main road back to pub.

Q 23If you are at these, you might as well give up on the quiz.
Q 246,311.5 metres (only the very old should attempt this, although you could guess!)
Q 25If you are 87 you probably got the last clue and you would have been around at the start.
Spare BA little light music

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